I peed you a heart.
urine my heart
URINE MY HEART
URINE MY HEART
URINE MY HEART
URINE MY HEART.
James, it happened again.
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BITCH
can this man be my boss forever?
Our president doesn’t always ride skateboards
but when he does he’s fuckin’ suave as shit
(i mean look at that posture! He’s so DIGNIFIED mannnnn I’d be wobbling and flailing and I wouldn’t have even stepped on the thing yet)
i love the look of determination on his face.